Disclaimers

Victoria Thomas, Film Discovery app

30 Jan 2016

Sent on the road from a phone so forgive formatting issues if any, and if any sentence seems random, safe to assume that predictive text did its thing and I failed to spot it.

BBC article on the topic of disclaimers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-30728874 – perhaps it’s not just me then that’s interested in these…

Lloyds TSB

7 Nov 2012

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8 Aug 2012

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11 July 2012

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Hudson

(5 Jul 2012)

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This tool is provided without warranty, guarantee, or much in the way of explanation. Note that use of this tool may or may not crash your browser, lock up your machine, erase your hard drive, or e-mail those naughty pictures you hid in the Utilities folder to your mother. Don’t blame me if anything bad happens to you, because it’s actually the aliens’ fault. The code expressed herein is solely that of the author, and he’s none too swift with the JavaScript, if you know what we mean, so it’s likely to cause giggle fits in anyone who knows what they’re doing. Not a flying toy. Thank you for playing. Insert coin to continue.
http://meyerweb.com/eric/tools/dencoder/


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DW

Internet communications are not secure and therefore Novel Approaches Ltd accepts that any information contained in this email can be read by anyone who cares to hack on in. The information in this message is certified and fully represents the intentions of the author unless otherwise disclosed in unfathomable legalese until further notice ahem.
[Alice Willitts – email disclaimer]


UBS

Visit our website at http://www.ubs.com

This message contains confidential information and is intended only
for the individual named.  If you are not the named addressee you
should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail.  Please
notify the sender immediately by e-mail if you have received this
e-mail by mistake and delete this e-mail from your system.

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therefore does not accept liability for any errors or omissions in the
contents of this message which arise as a result of e-mail transmission.
If verification is required please request a hard-copy version.  This
message is provided for informational purposes and should not be
construed as a solicitation or offer to buy or sell any securities
or related financial instruments.

UBS Limited is a company registered in England & Wales under company
number 2035362, whose registered office is at 1 Finsbury Avenue,
London, EC2M 2PP, United Kingdom.

UBS AG (London Branch) is registered as a branch of a foreign company
under number BR004507, whose registered office is at
1 Finsbury Avenue, London, EC2M 2PP, United Kingdom.

UBS Clearing and Execution Services Limited is a company registered
in England & Wales under company number 03123037, whose registered
office is at 1 Finsbury Avenue, London, EC2M 2PP, United Kingdom.

UBS reserves the right to retain all messages. Messages are protected
and accessed only in legally justified cases.

Is there copyright on disclaimers? When they get this long surely that must be the case.


Blue Gnome

This email is confidential and privileged. If you are not the intended recipient please accept our apologies; please do not disclose, copy, or distribute information in this email nor take any action in reliance on its contents: to do so is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. Please inform us that this message has gone astray before deleting it. Thank you for your co-operation.


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